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All posts tagged
health
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January 13, 2017List: 5 Warning Signs of Melanoma That Are Super Distracting at This Orgy
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November 11, 2016
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October 7, 2016List: Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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August 9, 2016Will Someone Please Tell Me What to Do With My Body?
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May 10, 2016Our Study About Coffee and Wine Being Beneficial to Your Health is Totally True
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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April 27, 2016List: A Southern Gothic Novelist’s Family Medical History Form
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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October 19, 2015List: Diseases I Have According to WebMD
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell