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All posts tagged
health
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February 27, 2020Mike Pence’s Coronavirus Prevention Tips
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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February 13, 2020What You Should Know About Screaming Penis Disorder
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December 6, 2019Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me
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October 16, 2019How to Manage Your Chemotherapy’s Side Effects
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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August 28, 2019You’re a Woman Over 35 Who Wants to Get Pregnant. Yikes!
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June 11, 2019Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian