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All posts tagged
health
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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September 27, 2017I’m Doctor Tom Brady and I’m Here to Transform Your Fat, Worthless Soul
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June 21, 2017Literary Devices That Double as Rare Medical Disorders
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June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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June 8, 2017Regarding Your Yeast Infections: A Notice from Victoria’s Secret to Its Secret Shoppers
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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January 13, 20175 Warning Signs of Melanoma That Are Super Distracting at This Orgy
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November 11, 2016
A Patient’s Guide to Whitelash -
October 7, 2016Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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August 9, 2016Will Someone Please Tell Me What to Do With My Body?
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 31, 2020As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received