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All posts tagged
health
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January 27, 2015List: Things I’m “All About” Now That I’ve Turned 47
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September 24, 2014List: Fitbit Results Throughout History
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September 22, 2014When I Commented That I Was “Literally Peeing My Pants and Dying Right Now,” I Meant It
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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August 1, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 5, 2014Monologue: Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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February 12, 2014Accelerated Modern Wellness
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January 30, 2014I’m Hoarding All My Sick Days for You, Girl
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January 10, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Anorexia
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?