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All posts tagged
health
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March 13, 2015An Open Letter to People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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February 18, 2015Immunization Status of Magic Kingdom Celebrities
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February 5, 2015Thoughtful Reminders When Selecting a Fecal Microbiota Transplant Center
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February 4, 2015A Quick Update from Your Late Irregular Period
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January 27, 2015Things I’m “All About” Now That I’ve Turned 47
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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September 22, 2014When I Commented That I Was “Literally Peeing My Pants and Dying Right Now,” I Meant It
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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August 1, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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