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All posts tagged
health
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November 17, 2011The Six Million Dollar Man Writes a Letter to the United States Department of Veterans Affairs
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September 8, 2011Jenna, Take Me Back, I’m Newly Muscular
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August 5, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to The Guy Who Puked Next to Me at the Heavy Metal Festival
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August 1, 2011Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor?
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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April 15, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 11: Blood Clots and Hospital Beds
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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March 2, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 8: Bend or Break
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January 24, 2011How Many Times Must I Blink “I’m Sorry”?
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell