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All posts tagged
health
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May 10, 2016Our Study About Coffee and Wine Being Beneficial to Your Health is Totally True
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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April 27, 2016A Southern Gothic Novelist’s Family Medical History Form
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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October 19, 2015Diseases I Have According to WebMD
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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September 18, 2015Finally an HMO That Fits Your Lifestyle, Budget, and Deep-Rooted Mistrust of Doctors
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July 16, 2015Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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July 15, 2015Other Bods
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July 13, 2015More Honest Tanning Bed Dial Settings
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 31, 2020As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received