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All posts tagged
health
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September 18, 2015Finally an HMO That Fits Your Lifestyle, Budget, and Deep-Rooted Mistrust of Doctors
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July 16, 2015List: Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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July 15, 2015List: Other Bods
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July 13, 2015List: More Honest Tanning Bed Dial Settings
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June 24, 2015The Results of Doc’s Medical Examination On the Other Six Dwarfs
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March 13, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Fawn Over My Wheelchair
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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February 18, 2015List: Immunization Status of Magic Kingdom Celebrities
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February 5, 2015List: Thoughtful Reminders When Selecting a Fecal Microbiota Transplant Center
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February 4, 2015Monologue: A Quick Update from Your Late Irregular Period
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell