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All posts tagged
health
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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July 18, 2018Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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March 15, 2018The Entry for WebMD On WebMD
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February 8, 2018I’m Not on a Diet, I’m Fasting
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November 3, 2017I Cut These Eleven Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant from Humanity
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September 27, 2017I’m Doctor Tom Brady and I’m Here to Transform Your Fat, Worthless Soul
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack