“Self-Important Senior Uses Five-Syllable Word, Thinks He’s So Great”

“Teacher Abandons Lesson Plan, Tells Class Too Much About Personal Life”

“‘Awesome’ Jock Uses Cell Phone in Hallway, Gets Head Nod from Teacher”

“Girl Asks about the Homework the Teacher Forgot to Collect, Earns Annoyed Glare from Class”

“Lacrosse Player Goes to Class”

“Jaded Teacher Stops Caring, Lets Class ‘Just Do Whatever the Hell They Want’”