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Notes From the Caddieshack

Tim Peters is from the suburbs of Chicago.  Much of his adolescence was spent on golf courses, both as a caddie and as a junior golfer.  He went to a Large State University, majored in philosophy, and now, from time to time, finds himself living at home with his parents, working as a caddie at the local golf club.