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30-somethings
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins
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June 18, 2019Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving
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June 10, 2019To All My Friends Still In Their 20s: Get With the Times
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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September 12, 2018Myths About Your Thirties — Debunked
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July 18, 2018Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
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January 17, 2018An Open Letter to My Thirty-Five-Year-Old Guy Friends Who Date Twenty-Four Year-Olds and Complain to Me About It
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June 8, 2017Walkthrough for Zelda: Breath of the Wild for 30-Somethings
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September 8, 2016Dating is Tough When You’re in Your 30s and You Are a Plot Device
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November 17, 2014AMAs Bookmarked By Single 30-Somethings Who are Fine, Guys, They’re Fine
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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