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All posts tagged
adam-and-eve
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September 19, 2022If the Forbidden Fruit Were a Red Delicious Apple
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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December 3, 2018God’s Game Development Notes
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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January 4, 2018Recovered Voicemails from the Garden of Eden
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March 29, 2017Adam and Eve Learn of Their Nakedness
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June 2, 2015The Original Selfie
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September 4, 2014Eve the Foodie
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March 27, 2008On Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian