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All posts tagged
awards
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October 20, 2016List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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March 18, 2016Monologue: A Youth Soccer Player’s Participation Award Acceptance Speech
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August 22, 2013Great Job! You Succeeded at Nothing, Here’s a Sticker!
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June 6, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 13: About Your Award
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October 14, 2010Diversity In the News: Column 1: Mad Men, Modern Family, and Me
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March 5, 2010Categories for the Meta Awards.
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March 4, 2010List: My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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July 14, 2006Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: 2006 Midseason Awards
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June 7, 2006List: Oscar Picks for Best Actor, 2025
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money