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    I Know You’re Probably Still Traumatized from the Halloween Night Spree-Killings, But Are You Available to Babysit This Weekend?
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    It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
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  • December 7, 2015
    How to Babysit
    by Sarah Walker
  • May 27, 2015
    Our Wonderful Babysitter is Available!
    by Doug Moe
  • September 10, 2014
    Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
    by Ike Flitcraft
  • June 12, 2012
    Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Stuff About Love
    by Amy Fusselman
  • March 1, 2011
    Where’s Skittles?!
    by Bob Powers and Mike Sacks
  • April 17, 2003
    Note To My Mother-In-Law Outlining Protocall for Babysitting My Son for the First Time
    by Frank Tempone
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