McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
baristas
-
January 27, 2021Haikus Written by Your Local Barista
-
August 25, 2017UFC Champion Conor McGregor or a Pretentious Barista?
-
July 7, 2017As a Barista, These Are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffee Shop Had
-
January 5, 201713 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink
-
November 16, 2016About Our Coffee Shop
-
January 26, 2005Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter
Trending 🔥
-
November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
-
November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad