Mocha chocolate
Is all over my apron
I need a new one
Manager Brian
Doesn’t think it looks that bad
But what does he know?
Last week I saw him
Make himself three free lattes
And hide in the back
I never get to
Use my art degree to make
Funny latte art
Brian thinks that it’s
“Inappropriate” to draw
Penises in foam
Today a woman
Told me her coffee was cold
So I tested it
Then she got all mad
Because I “drank her coffee”
Which I guess was bad
But I was tired
And the line was out the door
And Brian got mad
So now I’m cashier
Which feels like a punishment
Cause it’s wintertime
And everyone likes
Hot beverages suddenly
The door never shuts
So it gets drafty
And I make minimum wage
Which also feels wrong
I’m not sure if I’m
Writing haikus the right way
But it’s an outlet
And I need one to
Find some sanity in here
Shit, my break’s over