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baseball

August 12, 2002

Urgent Matters

by Jeff Johnson
July 29, 2002

Coach Sean’s Interlude

by Jeff Johnson
June 24, 2002

Where The Coach Was

by Jeff Johnson
May 20, 2002

I Like Dancing Real Slow

by Jeff Johnson
April 29, 2002

Sometimes I Have To Lie

by Jeff Johnson
April 22, 2002

Tell The Truth, Coach

by Jeff Johnson
April 16, 2002

Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays

by Steve Huey
April 15, 2002

I Never Did Call Your Kid “Stud.”

by Jeff Johnson
April 8, 2002

Please Quit Calling My Kid “Stud.”

by Jeff Johnson
August 10, 2001

Baseball Is Just Baseball: An Excerpt From A New Book

by David Shields

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