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All posts tagged
beauty
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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July 21, 2015Beauty Magazine Editors Consult on the New Ten Dollar Bill
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July 13, 2015List: More Honest Tanning Bed Dial Settings
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June 26, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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May 24, 2012List: Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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November 17, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 3: Pretty On The Inside
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June 21, 2005List: The Most Beautiful Men in the World
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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