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All posts tagged
beauty
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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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February 21, 2020Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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July 21, 2015Beauty Magazine Editors Consult on the New Ten Dollar Bill
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July 13, 2015More Honest Tanning Bed Dial Settings
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June 26, 2015An Open Letter to Nicole Kidman, Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts’s Circa 1990s Curly Hair
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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May 24, 2012Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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