Candied Kumquat
Light No. 2 Pencil
Burnt Garfield
70’s Shag Carpet
Burnt Sienna
Sultry Yam
Chicken Curry
Old Iguana
Muted Lichen
Dark Wheelbarrow Rust
Worn Saddle
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Candied Kumquat
Light No. 2 Pencil
Burnt Garfield
70’s Shag Carpet
Burnt Sienna
Sultry Yam
Chicken Curry
Old Iguana
Muted Lichen
Dark Wheelbarrow Rust
Worn Saddle