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All posts tagged
breakups
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May 11, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to Everyone Who, When My Fiancé Left Me, Told Me it Was “His Loss”
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February 21, 2012Dinner Party Timeout
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February 9, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: A Bandit, Full and Hollow
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November 15, 2011Better Off as Friend-Requesters
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September 16, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Will Probably Never Call Me.
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September 1, 2011List: TV Pitches From a Guy Whose Girlfriend Broke Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Pitch Meeting
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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June 25, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love
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June 16, 2010See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment
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March 9, 2010Monologue: Narcissus Breaks Up with Himself
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
