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breakups
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March 24, 2014An Open Letter to My Ex-Fiancé About My Recent Arm Amputation
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October 31, 2013I Think We Should Be Other People
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October 23, 2013Bar Trivia Night
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July 26, 2013An Open Letter to My Ex-Boyfriend’s Mother
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July 25, 2013Study Questions Sent by My English Teacher On an E-Mail from His Wife, While They Were Going Through a Divorce
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June 24, 2013A Custom Order for Edible Arrangements Gets Real
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April 4, 2013The Comma from Which My Heart Hangs
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February 26, 2013Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
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February 5, 2013It’s Not You, It’s Quantitative Cost-Benefit Analysis
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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