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All posts tagged
breakups
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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October 13, 2021Open Letter to Paul Simon on His Misleading Song “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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January 14, 2020Tracking Friendships On Maple Street
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May 31, 2019Writing Prompts for the Dumped
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May 3, 2019Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled
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May 26, 2022We Bled All Winter—Part I
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May 26, 2022Oh, You Think You’re a Real Star Wars Fan? Name Three of Its Stars You’ve Bullied Off Social Media
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree