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All posts tagged
breakups
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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October 13, 2021Open Letter to Paul Simon on His Misleading Song “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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January 14, 2020Tracking Friendships On Maple Street
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May 31, 2019Writing Prompts for the Dumped
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May 3, 2019Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types