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All posts tagged
breakups
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May 31, 2019List: Writing Prompts for the Dumped
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May 3, 2019List: Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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April 16, 2018I Did a Thing
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March 27, 2018List: Six Subwoofers for Your Post-Breakup Bachelor Pad
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September 6, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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July 13, 2017Welcome to My Podcast, In Which I Do a Feminist Analysis of Thundercats and Sob Quietly
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February 8, 2017It’s Not You, It’s Structural Injustice
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December 2, 2016
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November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore