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All posts tagged
breakups
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May 3, 2019List: Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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April 16, 2018I Did a Thing
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March 27, 2018List: Six Subwoofers for Your Post-Breakup Bachelor Pad
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September 6, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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July 13, 2017Welcome to My Podcast, In Which I Do a Feminist Analysis of Thundercats and Sob Quietly
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February 8, 2017It’s Not You, It’s Structural Injustice
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December 2, 2016
I Humbly Request Your Blessing For My Intention to Ghost Your Daughter -
November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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November 21, 2016List: Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause