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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 7, 2023Lindsay Lister’s Op-Ed to the Stars Hollow Gazette
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July 25, 2023Breakup Clichés with Cheryl, a Sassy ’90s Sitcom Character
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May 11, 2023Places to Cry Over Your Impending Divorce, Rated
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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October 13, 2021Open Letter to Paul Simon on His Misleading Song “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover”
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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