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All posts tagged
breakups
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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March 27, 2020I Know There Is a Pandemic, But I Am Leaving You For Bob Ross
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February 27, 2020It’s Not You, It’s Capitalism
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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January 14, 2020Tracking Friendships On Maple Street
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May 31, 2019Writing Prompts for the Dumped
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May 3, 2019Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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April 16, 2018I Did a Thing
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March 27, 2018Six Subwoofers for Your Post-Breakup Bachelor Pad
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days