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All posts tagged
breakups
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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April 16, 2018I Did a Thing
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March 27, 2018List: Six Subwoofers for Your Post-Breakup Bachelor Pad
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September 6, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to Postmodernism
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July 13, 2017Welcome to My Podcast, In Which I Do a Feminist Analysis of Thundercats and Sob Quietly
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February 8, 2017It’s Not You, It’s Structural Injustice
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December 2, 2016
I Humbly Request Your Blessing For My Intention to Ghost Your Daughter -
November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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November 21, 2016List: Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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November 19, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe