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breakups
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January 20, 2016An Open Letter to the Man Who Unexpectedly Ghosted Me
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January 8, 2016A Music Critic Reviews His Ex-Wife’s New Solo Album
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November 24, 2015Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey is Easy!
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November 16, 2015I Will Always Love You, But Can I Please Have My Stuff Back?
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June 18, 2015The “Trevor” Paradox
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May 22, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Halfway Point
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February 12, 2015Fifty Shadiest Greys
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November 10, 2014I’d Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One More Moment With Her
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November 3, 2014Why You Should Not Have Broken Up With Me, According to Various Critical Theories
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August 21, 2014My Passion for Repurposing Wooden Pallets is What Helped Me Survive the Breakup With Rick
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck