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All posts tagged
business
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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January 4, 2019We’d Love to Hire a Woman, But None Applied
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January 2, 2019We Can Get This Startup Revenue-Neutral, By Simply Running Out of Money and Firing Everyone
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October 8, 2018Monologue: I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By
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July 3, 2018Everything I Learned About Business From My Summer Working With Mister Softee
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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January 18, 2018As the Longtime Owner and Proprietor of Grandma Worthington’s Country Pie and Jam Shoppe, I’m Pleased to Announce That We Are Now a Blockchain Cryptocurrency Corporation
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January 3, 2018I Can’t Believe This Beloved Neighborhood Café That I Never Went to is Shutting Down
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October 16, 2017Risk Everything to Pursue Your Dreams!
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