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All posts tagged
business
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August 8, 2019We Are Proud to Announce the Birth of Our First Start-Up
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July 25, 2019In Order to Become More Competitive In Our Sector We’ve Decided to Make a Series of Terrible Decisions That Will Make Your Job Way Worse
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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January 4, 2019We’d Love to Hire a Woman, But None Applied
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January 2, 2019We Can Get This Startup Revenue-Neutral, By Simply Running Out of Money and Firing Everyone
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October 8, 2018I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By
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July 3, 2018Everything I Learned About Business From My Summer Working With Mister Softee
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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January 18, 2018As the Longtime Owner and Proprietor of Grandma Worthington’s Country Pie and Jam Shoppe, I’m Pleased to Announce That We Are Now a Blockchain Cryptocurrency Corporation
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel