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businesses
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June 10, 2020A Statement About Black Lives Matter from the International Toothpick Company
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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June 24, 2016Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy Drinks
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November 18, 2015My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
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November 24, 2014Now That It’s Almost December, It’s Time to Turn This Secret Sex Club Back Into a Christmas Tree Store
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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September 19, 2007A Different Kind Of Company
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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