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All posts tagged
candles
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December 15, 2014Monologue: Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work
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October 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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August 23, 2004List: Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents
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December 13, 2001Candle Party
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April 13, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 12, 2019On Writing a Novel During a Year-Long Fellowship
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut