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All posts tagged
candles
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September 4, 2020Scents of Pre-COVID: A New Candle Collection
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December 15, 2014Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work
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October 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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August 23, 2004Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents
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December 13, 2001Candle Party
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April 13, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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