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September 4, 2020Scents of Pre-COVID: A New Candle Collection
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December 15, 2014Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work
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October 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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August 23, 2004Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents
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December 13, 2001Candle Party
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April 13, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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