Potato salad
Bean burritos
Baked ham
Cream of mushroom soup
Newly washed hair
Freshly applied deodorant
Just-shaved Grandpa
Sleeping baby
Whiskey sour
First cigarette of the morning
August 23, 2004
Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents
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