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All posts tagged
catalogs
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September 13, 2006Refreshingly Honest Crate And Barrel Catalog Descriptions
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January 26, 2005List: Imperatives From the Mail-Order Catalog “Collections, Inc.”
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November 21, 2002List: Items From the Neiman Marcus 2002 Christmas Book
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August 5, 2002List: Terms Used in an Office-Supply Catalog to Describe Placements of Tabs on Manila File Folders That Could Also Describe Political Ideologies or Sexual Preferences
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May 20, 2002List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle
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March 25, 2002List: Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog
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January 28, 2002List: Life Advice Gleaned from the Bliss Spa Beauty Catalog
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January 14, 2002List: Catalog Headlines That Made Me Daydream of Big Success
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