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All posts tagged
catalogs
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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December 10, 2016Patagonia Catalog Copy Revised to Better Reflect My Lifestyle
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August 28, 2014Entries from the J. Peterman Drone Accessories Catalogue
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July 25, 2014An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
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March 11, 2014Captions for Models in Knitting Catalogs
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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February 25, 2011An Open Letter to Anthropologie
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September 20, 2009An Open Letter to John Hennessy, President of Stanford University
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December 19, 2008The Gutenberg Christmas Catalogue, 1608
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November 17, 2008Selections From My 2008 Fall Catalog
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters
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For the Voter Who’s Never Voted Before But Can