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All posts tagged
chicago-bears
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September 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Passing to Brandon Marshall
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January 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Bears Fired Jerry Angelo, But Is It Enough to Save the Economy?
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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October 14, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler
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March 15, 2006Linebackers Who Are Twice as Good as Mike Singletary
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 31, 2020As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received