McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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June 12, 2014Wanted: Sales Enthusiast with Sparkling Charm and the Ability to Gracefully Travel Between Mortal Planes
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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April 21, 2010A Great Job Opportunity!
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December 1, 2008A Classified Ad From a Dynamic Student Looking to Harness Synergy and Innovate 24/7
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November 29, 1999Losers’ Auction.
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop