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All posts tagged
coaches
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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May 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Another B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The One-Day Contract by Rick Pitino
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July 31, 2013Monologue: The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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March 26, 2013The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #227: Jay Wright
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February 10, 2012“Big” Hank Bricklaw: Art Coach
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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April 29, 2009The John Wooden Pyramid of Success Meets Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Feed
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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March 26, 2008Coach Barry Murphy’s Inspirational Quotes (Lifetime Record: 14-91-1)
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February 21, 2008Isiah Thomas, Life Coach
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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