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All posts tagged
college-applications
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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October 23, 2017A Letter to Prospective Applicants From a Prestigious University
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October 13, 2017How to Write Your Teen’s College Essay
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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October 6, 2016A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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March 26, 2015An Honest College Rejection Letter
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August 22, 2009A Subway Performer’s Application Essay to Juilliard
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April 12, 2007William Smith: The College-Application Essay
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 10, 2025A Note from the Contractor Working on Robert Plant’s Ambitious Home Remodeling Project
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms