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All posts tagged

college-essay

November 1, 2018

Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon

by John Moe
October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
November 6, 2015

Sure, It Would Be Terrible, But Imagine the College Essay You Could Write

by Hannah Murphy
September 19, 2014

A Generic College Paper

by Jon Wu

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July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 10, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
July 22, 2020

Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships

by April Soetarman

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August 4, 2020

Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First

by Carlos Greaves
August 4, 2020

The Dark Side of the Moon Is Coming Along Well, But Let’s Not Lose Track of the Big Picture, Which Is That We Need This Album to Synch-Up With The Wizard of Oz

by Geoff Waite
August 4, 2020

Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public

by Lisa Argyle
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman