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consumerism
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January 10, 2024Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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November 16, 2017Effective Altruist Consumer Reports: Apple’s 27-inch iMac Pro vs. Ten Years of Education for Two Underprivileged Nepalese Girls
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference