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cover-letters
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 31, 2017List: 10 Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
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February 20, 2017A Ringling Bros. Elephant Trainer Applies to Hewlett-Packard
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January 10, 2017Please Consider Me for Your Racial Ambassador Position
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December 13, 2016Cover Letter to the Search Committee from My Shadow Self
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!