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All posts tagged
cover-letters
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 31, 2017List: 10 Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
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February 20, 2017A Ringling Bros. Elephant Trainer Applies to Hewlett-Packard
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January 10, 2017Please Consider Me for Your Racial Ambassador Position
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December 13, 2016Cover Letter to the Search Committee from My Shadow Self
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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August 21, 2019List: Love Languages of a Male Feminist
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August 21, 2019Your Townie Neighbor Providing Directions In Your Rapidly Gentrifying Neighborhood
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis