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All posts tagged
cover-letters
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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July 13, 2023It’s the Job of My Dreams, But I’d Have to Write a Cover Letter, So Never Mind
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 31, 201710 Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
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February 20, 2017A Ringling Bros. Elephant Trainer Applies to Hewlett-Packard
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January 10, 2017Please Consider Me for Your Racial Ambassador Position
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian