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All posts tagged
cover-letters
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 31, 2017List: 10 Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
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February 20, 2017A Ringling Bros. Elephant Trainer Applies to Hewlett-Packard
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January 10, 2017Please Consider Me for Your Racial Ambassador Position
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December 13, 2016Cover Letter to the Search Committee from My Shadow Self
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September 19, 2016An Honest Intern Application Cover Letter
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
