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dancing
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August 10, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 29: Sven Knudsen
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February 3, 2011I Dance Like I Have Two Left Feet
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January 24, 2011How Many Times Must I Blink “I’m Sorry”?
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May 10, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Reciprocity
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March 26, 2010An Open Letter to the Aging Hippies Dancing at the Tinariwen Concert
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to the Lady with the Leg Warmers in My Salsa Class
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December 5, 2009Pole Dancing With Paula Deen, Y’all!
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September 11, 2008Dance Dance Revolution
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October 25, 2007Spinoffs of Dancing With the Stars for the Common Man
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April 6, 2005My Apartment: An Interpretive Dance in Three Parts
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