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All posts tagged
daughters
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May 9, 2019“Someday I’ll Be Dead, and Then How Will You Feel About It?”: A Mother/Daughter Custom-Engraved Bracelet
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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June 15, 2018List: Google Introduces Smart Replies to Dad Emails
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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November 11, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to All of the Daughters
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January 8, 2015Course Catalog for Children Who Can’t Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses
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January 21, 2011A 12-Year-Old Explains the Information Age’s Facts of Life to Her Mother
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July 23, 2009Anna Freud’s Dream Journal
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June 26, 2009Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Unborn Daughter
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March 28, 2008Rules for “Stacey and the Hippies.”
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