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All posts tagged
death
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October 2, 2007An Obsessive-Compulsive’s Prayer Before Death
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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April 30, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: My Living Will
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April 25, 2006Sestina: The Seven Signs
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March 1, 2006My Observational Comedy Bits That Continually Bomb In Comedy Clubs
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February 3, 2005Necrophiliac Pickup Lines
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August 4, 2004How to Know Whether the Voice Around You, Promising Unspeakable Pain, Is Reciting 50 Cent Lyrics or Waging Real Threats to Your Life
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July 21, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Do You Realize??” by the Flaming Lips
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May 11, 2004An Open Letter to the State of New York
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February 22, 2004Major Hollywood Productions that Kill Off the Only, or Only Important, Black Character in the Film
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members