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All posts tagged
death
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January 7, 2010List: 2010 Dead Pool Nominees, Local NYC Business Edition
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October 29, 2009List: Actuarial Tables
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July 15, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Asinine Dares Beget Asinine Deaths
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February 11, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: A Simple Farewell
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November 13, 2008List: Reasons You Might Die of Consumption in a 19th-Century Novel, in Order From Least Likely to Most Likely
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October 9, 2008In the Likely Event of My Posthumous Fame
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July 23, 2008Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory
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June 27, 2008List: Phrases I’d Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral
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February 28, 2008List: Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity
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February 20, 2008Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 16: On Ghosts
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape