death

Monologue: A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him

Monologue: I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death

Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 2: All In a Day’s Tragedy

In Light of My Impending Death, Here’s What to Do With My Literary Estate

Monologue: A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered

Monologue: Buddy Holly Posthumously Accepts His Posthumous Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

List: 2010 Dead Pool Nominees, Local NYC Business Edition

List: Actuarial Tables

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Asinine Dares Beget Asinine Deaths

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: A Simple Farewell