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All posts tagged
death
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January 28, 2008Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From Death Comes for Britney Spears! The Musical (Slight Return)
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October 20, 2007Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: Crater Lake, Oregon
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October 2, 2007Monologue: An Obsessive-Compulsive’s Prayer Before Death
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July 20, 2007Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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April 30, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: My Living Will
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April 25, 2006Sestina: The Seven Signs
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March 1, 2006My Observational Comedy Bits That Continually Bomb In Comedy Clubs
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February 3, 2005List: Necrophiliac Pickup Lines
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August 4, 2004How to Know Whether the Voice Around You, Promising Unspeakable Pain, Is Reciting 50 Cent Lyrics or Waging Real Threats to Your Life
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July 21, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Do You Realize??” by the Flaming Lips
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape