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All posts tagged
death
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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December 9, 2010Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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October 20, 2010Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 2: All In a Day’s Tragedy
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October 19, 2010In Light of My Impending Death, Here’s What to Do With My Literary Estate
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August 31, 2010A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered
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August 5, 2010Buddy Holly Posthumously Accepts His Posthumous Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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January 7, 20102010 Dead Pool Nominees, Local NYC Business Edition
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October 29, 2009Actuarial Tables
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members