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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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April 20, 2020In 2016 I Voted For the Candidate Who Bragged About His Penis Size and Look Where the Country Is Now
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March 6, 2020Vote for Dick in 2024!
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August 19, 2019Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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October 27, 2017Dick Solutions: A Seven-Day Program for Dick-Free Success!
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December 11, 2015Notable Folk Representations of Male Genitalia, a Reverse Chronology
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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