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All posts tagged
dictionaries
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April 12, 2018List: Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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April 6, 2016Monologue: I’m the Word “Sexcapade” and I Just Got Added to This Spell-Check Dictionary
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January 18, 2016List: The Starman’s Dictionary
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August 19, 2015The Dictionary of Guttural Screams
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May 29, 2013Updates to the Newspeak Dictionary, 2013
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September 20, 2011List: Proposed Additions to the Internet Lexicon
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April 7, 2004List: More Actual Entries From Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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November 21, 2003List: Actual Entries from Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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December 5, 2000List: Jurisdictional Karate: 36 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, 1974
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January 10, 2000List: Eventual Everything: 65 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from the McGraw-Hill School Dictionary, 1998 Edition
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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