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dictionaries
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April 12, 2018List: Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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April 6, 2016Monologue: I’m the Word “Sexcapade” and I Just Got Added to This Spell-Check Dictionary
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January 18, 2016List: The Starman’s Dictionary
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August 19, 2015The Dictionary of Guttural Screams
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May 29, 2013Updates to the Newspeak Dictionary, 2013
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September 20, 2011List: Proposed Additions to the Internet Lexicon
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April 7, 2004List: More Actual Entries From Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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November 21, 2003List: Actual Entries from Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary, Revised 1939 Edition
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December 5, 2000List: Jurisdictional Karate: 36 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, 1974
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January 10, 2000List: Eventual Everything: 65 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from the McGraw-Hill School Dictionary, 1998 Edition
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral