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All posts tagged
diets
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon!
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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June 22, 2015Five Works of Feminist Literature That Make Great Diet Food
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director