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All posts tagged
diets
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon!
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults