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All posts tagged
diets
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April 28, 2022We Are Not a Diet Company
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January 3, 2022I, Raskolnikov, Take the Men’s Health New Year Reboot Challenge
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon!
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage