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All posts tagged
diets
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May 16, 2023The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
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April 28, 2022We Are Not a Diet Company
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January 3, 2022I, Raskolnikov, Take the Men’s Health New Year Reboot Challenge
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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November 3, 2017I Cut These Eleven Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant from Humanity
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep