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diets
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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November 3, 2017I Cut These 11 Toxins Out of My Diet and I’ve Never Felt More Distant From Humanity!
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July 7, 2017I Lost Ten Pounds and All I Had to Do Was Eat Out of This Dumpster Like a Raccoon!
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax