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All posts tagged
diets
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November 1, 2016Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod from an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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December 16, 2015The One Trick ALL WOMEN NEED
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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June 22, 2015Five Works of Feminist Literature That Make Great Diet Food
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June 11, 2015Purify Your System with the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse
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March 16, 2015Weight Loss Tips for Women with Bowling Balls Instead of Hands
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April 30, 2014How to Get a Perfect Beach Body
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November 13, 2013An Open Letter to Paleo Diet Enthusiasts
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September 6, 2013I’m Not Bloated; It’s Just the Growing Tapeworm I Swallowed to Lose Weight
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad