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All posts tagged
diseases
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January 24, 2017List: Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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January 22, 2016Doing Science: The Zombie Apocalypse is Upon Us, If We Are Ants
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October 19, 2015List: Diseases I Have According to WebMD
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December 17, 2010Your Terrible Disease is the Greatest Thing to Ever Happen to Me
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September 21, 2010I’m 16 And Ready To Cope With Prostate Disease
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May 11, 2009Hot New Styles In Face Masks
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December 8, 2008Monologue: A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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August 28, 2008List: Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
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August 11, 2008What We Talk About When We Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
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February 1, 2008List: What Pathologists Might Name Their Daughters
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I