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donald-trump
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January 11, 2017I am Now the DJ at Trump’s Inaugural Ball and I Just Got a Memo That These Urine-Themed Songs are Now Verboten
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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January 9, 2017A Patent Application That Utilizes Finger Size to Avert the End of Humanity
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January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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January 4, 2017Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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January 3, 20172017’s Must-Have Accessories
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December 22, 2016Relax, Sweetie, It’s Just the Death Star
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December 20, 20162016: A Reboot of 1984
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December 17, 2016A One Page Brief Prepared by Donald Trump’s Futurist
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December 16, 2016Hello, Tokyo! We’re Cheap Trick, and We Are Your U.S. Ambassadors to Japan!
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)