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March 5, 2020I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic
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January 30, 2020Look, I’m a Feminist, But Some of the Women In Our 17th-Century New England Village Are Definitely Witches
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December 10, 2019I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far
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November 12, 2019Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 1, 2019Welcome to Gray: The Premiere Island Hideaway for Women of a Certain Age
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September 16, 2019“Cancel Culture” Is Dangerous Because Everybody Deserves Redemption and the Right to Work, Except Actresses Who Turn 40
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August 7, 2019The Haunting of Over the Hill House
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July 12, 2019New Societal Archetypes — Now for Men!
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April 26, 2019Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time