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double-standards
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March 18, 2021Editorial Template for Every Time a White Person Commits an Atrocious Crime
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March 10, 2021Things I Have to Say to My Male Colleagues Versus Things They Say to Me
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December 14, 2020You Can’t Call Yourself a Woman Until a Man Has Written a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed on Why You Don’t Deserve the Title You’ve Earned
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October 13, 2020I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself
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September 11, 2020The Age of Consent Fairy
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August 11, 2020East High School’s Student Dress Code for Face Masks
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June 1, 2020The Only Acceptable Form of Black Protest Is to Stand in This Field In Rural Nebraska and Scream Into the Void
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May 7, 2020I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me
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April 17, 2020It’s Inspiring How the Coronavirus Crisis Has Reinforced Solidarity Among the Rich
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March 6, 2020Vote for Dick in 2024!
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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