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All posts tagged
drinking
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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March 31, 2016“Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian