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All posts tagged
drinking
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July 14, 2015Advanced Drinking Aphorisms
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June 28, 2013Office Drinking Game
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December 16, 2009Furious Cousins’ World Famous Holiday Punch
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October 28, 2004I Lost My Greeting-Card Gig Because of My Drinking
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September 23, 2004Amendments to the Pub Crawl
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December 13, 2002Coming Back From the Pub. . . (1987–1999)
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August 29, 2002One Million Tiny Plays About London, No. 52
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August 28, 2002One Million Tiny Plays About London, No. 51
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October 21, 1999A Logic Puzzle and a Hangover Cure
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