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All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 1, 2018List: Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016
Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins! -
November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010Monologue: A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008Monologue: A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes