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All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 1, 2018Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016
Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins! -
November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
