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All posts tagged
emergencies
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May 12, 2023How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
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February 1, 2018Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins!
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November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost