McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
emergencies
-
February 28, 2024Help! Is There a Doctor Onboard? This Novel Is Urgent and Needs Care
-
January 3, 2024How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
-
February 1, 2018Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
-
February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
-
November 17, 2016Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins!
-
November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
-
October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
-
August 18, 2011Fire!
-
December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
-
August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
April 26, 2024The Millennial CAPTCHA
-
April 26, 2024What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You
-
April 25, 2024Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol
-
April 25, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: Mike Tyson, Marijuana Morsels, and the Difference Between Justice and Forgiveness