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All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 1, 2018List: Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016
Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins! -
November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010Monologue: A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008Monologue: A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause