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All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 1, 2018List: Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016
Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins! -
November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010Monologue: A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008Monologue: A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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