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All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 1, 2018Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016
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November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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