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All posts tagged
english-majors
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September 28, 2020An English Major In the Afterlife
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August 16, 2018How to Renew Your English Degree
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May 23, 2017Economics Problems for English Majors
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May 10, 2017Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 11, 2017Math Problems for English Majors
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December 9, 2016Useful Things to Say in English Class
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March 7, 2016Things to Do With Your English Degree
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February 17, 2012An Open Letter to the Marketing Lady in My Office Who Asked Me What My Major Was in College, and When I Said English, Responded With, “You’ll Never Get Anywhere With That.”
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January 15, 2021
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist